These hilarious aprons are made in the USA! They are professional grade and made of 100% natural ring spun polyester. Each apron measures approx. 32x28 inches, and they do not have pockets. They have 38 inch long adjustable ties that can be tied at the back or the front ensuring a universal fit. Machine wash warm with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. It’s printed deep into the fabric and won’t fade. This apron says “Please don’t make me poison you”.